Licenses Needed to Have Doctors!

Yes folks. Doctors are extremely dangerous. Just look at these figures (provided by Lindsay):

Number of gun owners in the U.S........80,000,000
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups)..........................1,500

Accidental deaths per gun owner.........0.0000188

Number of physicians in the U.S...........700,000

Number of accidental deaths caused by physicians per year (all age groups)...............120,000

Accidental deaths per physician.............0.171
(U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)

Statistically, Doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one doctor.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

I think the Quad is aching for a protest.


I feel: *_* Sick. Damn.