You've Only Failed to Verbalize...

...if you stop talking. So open that yap of yours Justin, and keep trying to keep me on the straight and narrow.

Maybe I came off too harshly. What I meant to say is that while relationships should be built on mutual trust and understanding, crazy monkey sex is also important.

And this passive-aggressive thing? I'm worth listening to. If you'd listen to me in paintball, you wouldn't get shot so much.

A friend of mine passed this along, so I'd thought I'd share... it relates to all of us single men with no possibility of parole:
If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn´t that bad! If sometimes you find yourself feeling depressed and useless, always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm out of hundreds of millions!

As for the relationship advice:
You cannot seperate the physicality of a relationship from the love. They are both expressions of the other. You are setting yourself up for a lifetime of furitive glances at porn if you don't realize this. There is a reason it is called "making love". It is an expression of your dedication to each other. Also realize that being attracted to a woman isn't a sin or demeaning to her. In fact, most women enjoy the attention. This is not a bad thing. Appreciating who you are and loving you for it is reflected in the love they provide back to you, both mental love and physical. Women are people too. They have hopes, desires, and dreams. They aren't some kind of mythical beast, waiting to be conquered, or the small speck of light in a universe of darkness. They are just people. And if you love everyone, you'll find one who will love you right back. And that's the goal. It's that simple. Keep your chin up.


I feel: 8) Mythical